Camping at Joey and Jack's place

Okie doks!

Mummy and daddy are going overseas till Monday so Joey decided to have me camp over at their place!

I heard there is going to be a scrumptous menu french duck and new zealand venison whoahh hooo! To fido and chloe, better luck next time!

Muahahah!

So here are my things packed all ready to go..

My kibbles, my soft chicken treats, my biscuits and my chewy softy bones! Daddy says Mummy is so kiasu that it can actually feed 3 dogs!

My snuggles! Pillow, zanies blankie, doggy patrick and singlet!

My fresheners! Toothpaste and brush, nova teeth spray, eye drops and kodomo powder!

Lastly me with my adidas cap signing off till Monday!

Mabe you can look out for Joey's blog im sure he will blog about our camp stay!

The revenge.

My revenge thought list.

1] Pee on their pillows- no, if not i wont be able to sleep on their bed

2] Eat my own shit- if i get caught, i wont get any more treats and probably eat shit forever

3] Do a runaway and scare the sh*t out of them- no i cant, may be mistaken as a rat

I cant do any of these??????????

Hmm.. i have the perfect plan.

Since daddy and mummy loves to sleep i shall disrupt their sleep with... this..

Muahahahah and my revenge was.. Successfuulll!

I hogged mummy's blanket and instead of waking her up, i woke daddy up, fido up and chloe up!
Here's me acting sooo innocent !

Willy and his sister's clothes

Today i shall blog about me being humiliated, and brutally abused all for the prize of treats!

When daddy was away at work, mummy secretly took out the treats and a box of clothes to tempt me to wear chloe's puppy-hood clothes.

Mummy sniggered when she hung the treats bag in her mouth asking me to pose and threatened that i cannot go over to Joey's and Jack's place to stay and be banised to the tiny watermelon bed.

So succumbing to the temptation of a holiday and french duck and venison that HC has prepared for me... i stood in embarassment..... and here are the pictures.....

Luckily for me, chloe didnt have much clothes.. talk about emperor and his new clothes, mine's Willy and his sissy clothes :(

First up... the burberry collection accompanied by the finest hello kitty charm collar courtesy of chloe ARGHH!

And my side pose sucking my tummy in keeping my tongue in my mouth....

Greetings from Walt Disney, wearing a minnie mouse polka dotted dress... with puffy sleeves EWWW

And lastly.. the side pose..

After this tiring fashion shoot, mummy was very pleased and looking back, i do look pretty cute..! Whats more, mummy says she is gonna get a mystery surprise for me.. i wonder what that will be!

Monday blues...

*Stretches*, im not in the mood to blog for the whole day as i was lazing around all day as it was raining. THE. Whole. Day.

First, i didnt get to go for my walks, second i came across some poochies doofus owners which just cant give newbies in forums hoping to adopt a dog a breather.

dimwits. i mean as if they knew i was a chihuahua or something? i could prolly pass off as a rat, and chloe a butterfly dog which is a papilion and fido a cat and marvy, he's got the most names. from white golden retriever to a husky to a border collie and best of all, the dad of FIDO?????? all i can say is, just educate them i would say and not skew them and act like smart alecs!!

i mean hey, they are into adopting, not buying? i know, mummy tells me tat she has done much rehoming to understand that there are many cheapo dirtbags, but hey not all of them are i guess?

gees, here is my dissed face for today, and watch out for my next post as imma post some of the current dogs for adoption !

The pet movers friend,stalker.

Today we went to our usual weekend hangout at pasir ris pet movers.

It was quite an eventful day for me as i met up with puppies 1/10 of my age, humperoo dogs, dogs that saliva fills up my water bowl, tick infested dogs, a snake, Yes a snake... but all of these couldnt irritate, scare,gross me out except one particular dog...

His name is ah seng i think, from the shelter.

Here's how irritating he got.

He stalks me ...

AND STAlks me....

aND STALKS ME ARGHHH!!

Luckily, it was time for us to take a rest outside, and here's a shot with my sister chloe!

Mind you, she doesnt take pics with any dogs except for me and fido without any reluctancy!

And to end off, me, Willy Wonkas,

My collar.

Today mummy bought me a new collar..

She tried on me all of the other collars that fi and clo has but none of them can fit me, otherwise, its too ugly when its adjusted to the minimum.

Until mummy took out chloe's puppy collar.. its a charm bracelet that human wears..

Here is how my new one looks like....

12000 facets VVS1 brillant cut color F clarity clear.

Muahhahaha just kidding! in my case it is. its the most wonderful collar i have ever worn, just like when a woman gets a diamond.

Cost: 2,500 bones!

I was so touched.... until i realise...

ARGHH!! it dropped on the floor while i was waiting for ymmy kibbles milk..!

And mummy so happen to notice.. that i got a..

MILK MUSTACHE!

I think thats all for today, im gonna sleep and dream of a new charm collar, who knows, it could be like mummy's bvlgari!

Bones and seeds

Today i shall post about bones and seeds...
What kinda bones? what kinda seeds?

Umm hmmm!

The fab4 were indulging in huge pork bones and i must say it did a little good for my smelly teeth!

Mummy was so afraid that my shaky tooth will come out but luckily for me, it didnt.

Muahahhaha! After which, mummy and daddy came back with 2 boxes of seeds! They are pretty yellow and very bitter but i just couldnt resist having 1! i was craving for it but mummy didnt allow me to eat.. What logic! We are just like humans! so why can they eat and why not US!! But anyway... Can you guess what fruit that is? its...

D-U-R-I-A-N-S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's me being tempted by the durian..

And of course, some pics of us gnawing on the huge bones! Well huge at least for the 3 of us and not marvy!

We were separated on the sofa with cloth so as to prevent marvy frm snatching our bones muahahahaha heres me and fat lil sister chloe..

Bro fi fi ops i mean fido on the other side of the sofa!

Muffers, so darn hard to capture him not chewing that bone for a sec!

His record time: 15mins= WOW!

Our time= Endless, that mummy had to threw away the bones after 1.2 hour of chewing DANG!

So as usual, i went to sulk, and ended up sleeping in the wierdest sleeping position ever.!

THere!

Prolly thinking about being a SDF dog like jack and joey! :P

My first video blog

Today, is my first attempt to upload my video on my blog..

This footage is starred by Me of course and some extras like Fido and Chloe girl. Muahahha. There is of course, mummy's voice when i attempt to eat other pple's food before i eat mine.

Turning into a fat maggot?

Today as usual, i had my kibbles with milk dinner *burp* and i *wipes mouth* overheard mummy saying 'Oh my god, Willy is turning into a fat maggot'

Im like what the * is a fat maggot? Hel, i was offended psss!

So, being ME, i went to google, i typed fat maggot.. and this is what i got

Eeks!! i so dont look like that..!

So i gave mummy a sulky pouty face hoping that she will feel sorry for me and give me a treat.

And.. it worked of course.....But!... she sniggered and put me on a weighing scale first to check how heavy 'Willy the maggot' was..

Darn, im 1.6kg! OMG i thought i was like 1kg or something ! i was so devastated... it must have been the treats....!

So i thought to myself, am i really similar to a ugly maggot?

Here's the comparison..

o.m.g. i am shocked.

i THINk humans will go.. im so going to go on a diet.. but for me.......

Its off to grandma for some chicken!!!!!!!

The Eye Dropsss

Today, i shall blog about 'THE EYE DROPS'...but before i start...*munch munch* i pity lil sister so much.. She had to do a 30mins run with Mummy around the estate and boy is she dead beat now..
Lucky for me, im not overweight so i was enjoying some snacks from grandma ummm hmmm yummy chicken!
Okay, for all ya folks out there, as per my previous post i actually mentioned i had the old man symptom of cataract...so i was given a bottle of eye drop to be used 3 times a day...

Here's how it looks like, its some red liquid thing that mummy has to put 2 drops in each of my eye and how it feels? As long as i get a treat, it feels Wonkaful!




So actually it aint that bad that i do get a treat each time so its.. 3 additional treats for me as compared to fido and chloe muahahah!
Mummy says its like i have purple contacts on, so whenever its dry, i got to put the eye drops..




Ugh. i think my 'contacts' are getting kinda dry..

So........... i'm....... posing with Mummy infront of the camera with my ............



WONKA-ISH GLASSES!!!!!!!

Please, dont fall off the bed i know i look like a willy nerd now :P

Wonka's true colors

Hi all,

I am Willy's brother Fido...

Taking the chance that he is quietly dozing off on my bed, i shall rant all about him.....

Uh Huh.. Willy's so smart willy's a good boy Nah ahhH!!!!!

1 week at our place and oh boy he is starting to show his true colors!

He steals our lime light when Mum and Dad are home by wagging his tail and turning in circles and getting them all excited....

Luckily for them, they sure know who is still the King of DA HOUSE and that is ME!...

Pfft... the best part of all he does this silly action called Humping which Mum detest on me!

Im like WHAT a silly willy! Mummy hates Humping Dogs!

I like Willy as he doesnt disturb me much apart from the humping coz of him, we have more treats now!!!!

One and only shot today................................................................

Okay sIGNinnnnggg oofffff

Fido

WILLY'S OLDER, YOUNGER MORE HANDSOME brother

My trip to the vet

1 word for me - Gulp~
2words for Mummy- Nerve wrecking

That was how we felt on the way to the vet...

We waited for 1 hour before it was my turn to see the vet eventhough we made an appt.

Luckily, i made some friends during the longg wait...

Here's Miki a toy poodle and me checking out the weighing machine, im a healthy 1.6kg lil old man haha!

And a retriever who was pretty active and Miki didnt like him much so he went to the step to sulk

Ah..finally it was my turn, the vet did a general check up for me and this was what she concluded before i went for my blood test, here's a recap..

Scene 1- My decayed teeth

Mummy: I think he has a shaky tooth at the front


Vet: Oh.. yes, and very badly decayed teeth, may have to remove 3 of his teeth


Me: OMG..


Mummy: But i wont want him to go under GA due to his old age, and its not causing him much of a problem..


Vet: Let me see if i can pull it out *Tries to pull out my tooth*


Me: OUCHHH


Vet: hMM.. dont think it can be pulled out, i think we can let it drop naturally..


Mummy: I think his breath is not very pleasant, and i have been brushing his teeth, does it help in anyway?


Vet: Nope dont think so, there are alot of tar tar and may cause bacteria, thus would suggest letting him gnaw on bones but without having him to chew and swallow sort.


Me: WOW visiting a vet aint such a bad idea


Mummy: Oh.. Okay the signs to look out for bacteria infections?


Vet: Letargic, no appetite or swollen mouth


Mummy: thats not willy for sure, he is very food alert





Ok.. moving on..





Scene 2- The eyesss

Mummy: Are there cataract in his eyes?

Vet: There are signs of cataract forming... But not to worry, i will give a sort of eye drops to slow down the growth of it..

Scene 3- My Skin

Vet: Using this UV ray light, let me check if there is any skin problem on Willy

Me: Huh ?

Vet: There are abit of fungal on his body so i'll give him a medication and a wash. However the medication may affect the liver, so i'll need to give a medication for liver as well.

Mummy: HUH, no i dont think i will need the medication as i want Willy to stay away from medication as much as possible. i will take the wash for him

Me: Phew..

Vet: Ok then.. i will bring him in for the blood test..

Out of the vet room

Anxiously waiting for the results..

Results are out! And im a healthy kicking lil Wonker boy!!!!!!

Omg.. such a long blog, but i dont care.. i like to continue blogging.. muahahha

After lunch, Mum and Dad brought me to East Coast Park for a walk...

Just 1 signature pic of me on a rock ?

And back home... i notice treats for human are much nicer then ours..
So i decided to play PUNK



Snapping the biscuit off daddy's mouth muahhaha

While Fido falls asleep watching the drama serial



Pretty lil sister doing a great pose hoping for a human snack



And signing off...
ME a pose with the favourite human snack.. Mitsuya TasTYYY Biscuit Snack!

Im off to prepare to meet Joey and Jack at Pet movers stay tune for pics!

My fav craze-Milk and Kibbles!

Today i will promote to all my fellow friends...

MILK.

I.LOVE MILK!

i go willy wonkasss over milk! Harvey Fresh lactose free milk in particular.

I love MILK! i love cheap and good milk rather than some cosi milk which cost $7 bucks each which i dont think, taste as yummy as this..

And MILK.. WITH.. KIBBLES! I LOVVVEEE IT!

Lucky for me if you can see, mine is the only one which has milk coz mummy says fido and chloe is too fat for milk muahhahaha!

After yummy milk, you can see me blogging on mummy's lappy :D

Okay im hitting the sacks now see you guys tml!

Remember MILK RULES!

Hello Joey and Jack!

Hi Joey and Jack!

Just to update you guys that im living and happily stuffed everyday here.

I have loads of toys and beds and more beds to play and sleep on!

Here are some pics of some corners of the house, pardon my mum's skill she goes hay wire without her DSLR :p

Urm.. due to some image problem, you cant see the areas argghhh..

So let me bring you through...

• Top left you will see a basket of toys, thats our play area
• To your right, a watermelon bed, thats where we watch the korean shows with our great-grandma
• Down, you will see a mickey mouse bed, that's where we take our naps
• Moving down, a teddy bear mat is where we chew our treats or at times, chloe plays with her poo poo there ewww!
• Beside, you will see a bolster and a bed, the bolster is for Marvy boy and the bed is for us when we decide that the bed is too hot
• The blue bed is in the room too !
• Lastly... the pink dog and pillow is mainly for chloe girl on mummy and daddys bed, but i do dominate it at times! :P